Thanks for your support! To express our appreciation, we will send you a personal copy of the latest issue of The Flipside, with a personal note from the exec board.

$20.17 is, like, more than enough for 2 months of Netflix. With that in mind, we’ll send you the personal copy PLUS a short video of our exec members listing lots of movie titles.

Wow, $50 is awesome! We’ll send you everything listed above, plus a picture spelling out the word of your choice using our bodies on the ground. Keep it under 8 characters, please. We don’t have an army.

This is where it gets fun. Your gift of $100 secures an invitation to hang out with The Onion Editor-In-Chief Cole Bolton before the event during Winter Quarter. No joke. He’s great and smells like fresh-baked cookies.