LOCAL SATIRICAL NEWSPAPER LAUNCHES CAMPAIGN TO BRING THE ONION TO CAMPUS
Local newspaper The Northwestern Flipside has unveiled plans to bring Cole Bolton, Editor-in-Chief of The Onion, to campus for a free, open event for Northwestern students.
The Flipside is a satirical organization writing about Northwestern events and campus life in a funny, cathartic tone. Popular articles include “Northwestern Unveils New Meme Studies Department” and “Notre Dame Changes Religious Affiliation to Agnostic,” which was published after the Great Football Upset of 2014. In early 2013, The Flipside’s parody of an email from President Schapiro went viral, garnering tens of thousands of hits and being read on several Chicago radio stations.
The planned event will feature Cole Bolton, who will speak to students about The Onion and its role in media. The Onion is known for impactful exposés, such as “Wealthy Teen Nearly Experiences Consequence” and “No Way to Prevent This, Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens.” This publication is wildly popular with Northwestern students, and the event is expected to draw a large crowd.
The Flipside is humbly asking for your help in funding this magnificent event. Your gift will go directly toward ensuring that “An Evening with The Onion” can be offered completely free to Northwestern students and community members. The exec members of The Flipside have pledged that none of the money raised will go toward buying corn or hiring hula dancers for the club’s weekly meetings.
Thanks for your support! To express our appreciation, we will send you a personal copy of the latest issue of The Flipside, with a personal note from the exec board.
$20.17 is, like, more than enough for 2 months of Netflix. With that in mind, we’ll send you the personal copy PLUS a short video of our exec members listing lots of movie titles.
Wow, $50 is awesome! We’ll send you everything listed above, plus a picture spelling out the word of your choice using our bodies on the ground. Keep it under 8 characters, please. We don’t have an army.
This is where it gets fun. Your gift of $100 secures an invitation to hang out with The Onion Editor-In-Chief Cole Bolton before the event during Winter Quarter. No joke. He’s great and smells like fresh-baked cookies.